astrobit:

i hope my neighbors know they live next to a celebrity

rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

ocurrence:

i wonder how long it’ll take for you to realize i exist 

souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

sluttylittlepill:

ALL THE YOUTUBERS KNOW ABOUT IT LIKE.. UM DON’T YOU HAVE LIKE TO GO TO A MEETING OR SOMETHING INSTEAD OF READING GAY FANFICTION THAT INVOLVES A DIP AND YOUR FRIENDS?!?!?

disneyanimation:

Baymax is programmed to do a lot of things. That does not necessarily mean he is an expert at everything.
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